One month, motherfuckas!

Day 32. I would just like to point out that it was exactly one month ago today that I slapped on the nicotine patch. You may now resume working, sleeping, or whatever it is you do at this time of day.

He cracked

Day 30. Three of us decided to quit together. On Friday, one of us (not me) succumbed. Still plenty impressive, though, don't ya think? Should you need an equivalent, try quitting something that's intregal to your everyday life for almost a month. It's rough out there.

Here's what my trusty pamphlet, courtesy Nicoderm, says on the subject: "Discard your cigarettes, forgive yourself and then get back on track. Don't consider yourself a failure or punish yourself. In fact, people who have already tried to quit are more likely to be successful the next time."

So, by that logic, I should go buy a pack of smokes posthaste.